how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
wHERE IS HI-5???
fun fact: you don’t cure anxiety by telling me that there’s nothing to worry about
i wrote a paper as a senior in high school about this and when tracking the unhealthy relationship symptoms i found this out too. fucking a.
THIS is a legitimate reason to think Twilight is problematic. Not “oooh, but it’s girly literature cause the vampires sparkle and all the teen girls are into Edward”. As funny as some of the sparkly vampires jokes are - and they really sometimes are - Twilight’s very unique take on vampires is the least of the series’ problems, yet this criticism gets heard a lot more than the criticism of people who have noticed that something isn’t quite right in the relationship between Edward and Bella.
I brought this up every chance I had when I was working with the youth theatre girls this summer. There was one in particular who was way gaga over Edward and how she wanted a boyfriend just like him, so I told her “Oh, you’d be ok with a guy who followed you everywhere, invaded your privacy, ignored your feelings, sabotaged your friendships, and isolated you from everyone you’ve ever loved? And nearly killed you on several occasions?”
And I literally watched the switch flip in her head.
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
I’m quitting this website
so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry
You’ve done well
I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.
and here we see wenger spending some money
Why is it weird to see him grocery shopping?